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This domain was opened mid-april 2006. Before then, around 2004, it used to be a collective of my art, web designs, and poetry called mourning with a separate blog at tourniquet (archives are under "older entries"). It's now just fancytoy the blog.
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This is layout number four best viewed in Firefox. It was started on December 29 2007 and finished on January 10, 2008. It was created with the help of pencils and Micron pens. It was then finalized using Illustrator, Photoshop, and styles from Deziner Folio. Coded in TextPad and edited by Joe Kaiser.

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2008-03-15 10:49
Art Bitch

“My art is called egocentric soft porno
or maybe it’s just narcisism
my one and only subject
goes from something like anything but
me ism

wouldn’t it be easier for Beardsley
he could drop the paintings
and photograph his penis
or take pics of the chicks
yeah, you know what i mean
wouldn’t it be easier for Escher
he could drop the marh
and make it happen on his mattress
2 girls and a cam
3 girls and a cam
put a dog there and you got polaroid scam

I ain’t no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
cuz I only show
where there’s free al-co-hol

I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more
call me re-vo-lu-tionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
what i do, it’s called art-shit
and don’t you dare make fun of me
cuz everything i do was featured on the pages of ID

I ain’t no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
cuz I only show
where there’s free al-co-hol
I ain’t no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
cuz I only show
where there’s free al-co-hol

lick lick lick my art-tit
suck suck suck my art-hole

I ain’t no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
cuz I only show
where there’s free al-co-hol”

- Cansei de Ser Sexy


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2006-05-09 21:58
Slayer

“Haven’t felt me feel real in a long time
why won’t you touch me?
everything is yours, nothing’s mine
you don’t owe me
 anything

make mistakes like we know how
we’re learning slowly
still the same? i beg to differ
you hardly know me
all the things you say get back at you
today i woke up hurting
did i ever sleep?

wake me up before california
darling boy, i always adore ya
if this is what you want, then i’ll leave
baby
 maybe

haven’t felt so well for so well now
you can’t slow me
make mistakes like only i know how
i don’t even know me
anymore
all the things i say
give ‘em back to me
today i woke up hurting
did i ever sleep?

wake me up before california
darling boy i’ve never known ya
if this is what you need, then i’ll leave
baby
 baby

i’m sorry
 baby

all the things i say
i’ll give ‘em back to you
always wake up hurting
did i ever sleep?

wake me up in time for california
and i’m the one to forget all about you
and then i’ll leave”

-Giant Drag


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